gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
Living is my passion and nothing can stop me.
Freshman class of 2017 at B.EAST.
Oh, and by the way, I'm gay too.